Dear Madam Professor,

A "mare" is a female horse, not a male horse as you told the class. A male horse is known as a stud or gelding, depending upong if its anatomy is intact or not.

Zephyr is spelled "z e p h y r." Not "z e p h e r."

You have not even tried to learn our names, so the countless threats about class participation mean absolutely nothing.

When teaching anything, it is absolutely essential that you model what TO do. Not what NOT to do.

We are in college. If you give us homework, it is assumed that we will actually do said homework. Therefore, it is not necessary for you to spend an entire 50 minute class reading to us ver batim what is on a worksheet you hand to us.

Though, it would be nice if we could actually either turn in or demonstrate our homework at some point. I'm just sayin'.